bantapants

6/28 --

Shit is on fire in Azeroth this month Journal I tell you what!! There is a lot of fire. And I think I will take a lil trip to go and see all of them. And I guess I will ware the shit out of Griselda the horse when I go because. She is old. And she is a tired horse but that is O.K. She can handle it I think.

6/22 --

6/23 --

Well Journal I writte a cupple of days ago but not much has happined since then. It has been reel quiet.

So I go for a walk in the city and. I walk past a bunch of elves hanging out and they were talking about killing folks and I said Hey is it not a bad idea to talk about KILLING FOLKS in the middle of the day when people are walking around and they said Get out or we will FUCKING KILL YOU so I ran.

6/22 --

WELL I got a new journal because the old one it got lost when I was ridding out in the Grizzul Hills. So now I am writting in a BRAND NEW JOURNAL!! How do you like me now Journal hehe!!

5/1 --

Well Journal today Cinderelly Eriene get marryed. And that is a good thing. I am not going to writte much I am not going to writte about the wierd shit that happin last night because that Troll. He came back and he did that thing where he PULL HIS PANTS DOWN again but there were ladys there and they got offinded. I will not writte about ALL THAT CRAZY SHIT because I got to go get cleen and shave and put on nice cloths. But I will talk a little about marraige and why it is good to get marryed.

4/25 --

Well Journal I have not writte in a long time but it is not because I have not had any thing to writte but because I have been busy with getting reddy to open the ORPHANAGE!!! YEYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Got a lot of things to writte about so you just sit rite there and get reddy Journal.

4/20 --

I got Sam the Crusader title and honors waaaaaaaay back when the Tournie first came out. Never did I think I'd want -- no, be DRIVEN -- to do it on another character, but here is my SECOND Crusader, and the one who deserves it most IC!

4/17 --

4/16 --

4/10 --

I am MAD today Journal so lissen up.

Journal so I was walking and I hear

ALEIDUS WORKS FOR THE EBON BLADE

fuck

FUCK

3/24 --

Journal I have been thinking. And do not make fun of me JOURNAL I can think too. I have a brane!

3/20 --

I       LOVE      PENNELOPE AESRIE

JOURNAL YOU WILL NOT BELEEVE IT BECAUSE I DO NOT BELEVE IT BUT PENNY

PENNY LOVES ME AND PENNY DID SHE GOT BLONDE SHE SO PRETTY BUT IT GET BETTER BECAUSE PENNY IS RICH AND IT IS WHERE SHE HAS BEEN IN NORTH RIND!!!

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITTE IT BUT I AM SO HAPPY

I'm currently looking for any plotlines or storylines in which you might want a Lawful Good, upright, simple but sweet-hearted Argent Crusader, or a Lawful Evil, lovely, demure yet cheerfully amoral heiress to Silvermoon nobility. I like to read everyone's blogs/fiction/stories on WrA.net, and some of you have such amazing characters and stories! I want to try and connect some more to the nifty RPers in the community, and I figured this was a good way to start. :D I am up for in-game RP, forum RP, or whatever suits your fancy.

To: M. Vyndoril Ambersky, Dean of Fine Arts

Dear Ole Vyn,

Your house is MESSY and. You need to clean it up it smells like shit. The darter eat my fucking sandwitch and it cost me 80 coppurs. You gonna re-place my sandwitch OLE VYN or are you a fucking peese of shit hah hah. It is O.K. about Shorty Shorts Rye she love you I bet but if you have got some seecrits to tell me you should tell me O.K. like if you liked folks who was not ladys or girls you would tell me right. You are my BEST FREIND

- B. Blacksparrow

3/12 --

HEY JOURNAL It has been a long time since I writte so I will writte something for you today and let you know what all is going on in THE LIFE OF BANTARION BLACKSPARROW!!!!

3/1 --

I went back to Silvermoon City for a vissit and I was NOT HAPPY

Journal I tell you what Silvermoon is a bum place to go back to when you have been in Dalluran and everything is great there and. You go back and the city is FULL OF SHIT.

So Acadamy gives me a new stone to talk to folks on. That is great but I do not want to talk to any one right now I just want to get some rest.

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