bantarion

6/28 --

Shit is on fire in Azeroth this month Journal I tell you what!! There is a lot of fire. And I think I will take a lil trip to go and see all of them. And I guess I will ware the shit out of Griselda the horse when I go because. She is old. And she is a tired horse but that is O.K. She can handle it I think.

6/22 --

6/23 --

Well Journal I writte a cupple of days ago but not much has happined since then. It has been reel quiet.

So I go for a walk in the city and. I walk past a bunch of elves hanging out and they were talking about killing folks and I said Hey is it not a bad idea to talk about KILLING FOLKS in the middle of the day when people are walking around and they said Get out or we will FUCKING KILL YOU so I ran.

6/22 --

WELL I got a new journal because the old one it got lost when I was ridding out in the Grizzul Hills. So now I am writting in a BRAND NEW JOURNAL!! How do you like me now Journal hehe!!

Dear diary,

5/1 --

Well Journal today Cinderelly Eriene get marryed. And that is a good thing. I am not going to writte much I am not going to writte about the wierd shit that happin last night because that Troll. He came back and he did that thing where he PULL HIS PANTS DOWN again but there were ladys there and they got offinded. I will not writte about ALL THAT CRAZY SHIT because I got to go get cleen and shave and put on nice cloths. But I will talk a little about marraige and why it is good to get marryed.

4/25 --

Well Journal I have not writte in a long time but it is not because I have not had any thing to writte but because I have been busy with getting reddy to open the ORPHANAGE!!! YEYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Got a lot of things to writte about so you just sit rite there and get reddy Journal.

I slept for two days, I used the poison again, it was a heavy rest that left me wanting more. I felt aimless and free for a while, I slept without dreaming or having nightmares about dead drakes tearing me apart.  And it felt good, but I woke up feeling like I needed to sleep still, I was tired and lethargic. I was called 'the least seductive creature in all of Silvermoon', apparently it was not an insult to my looks, but a general fact about my personality.

4/21 --

Bachelor parties are frightening. I went to Eriene's and it was...awkward. Atleast for me. Samanthiel was so drunk as was everyone else. There were two male strippers, one of them was covered in cake. There were games where people revealed their favourite POSITION things. Gods why did I even bother letting Bantarion take me to Wyleth's!? It was just as bad. There were female strippers, and they were in various states of undress, I saw BREASTS THAT WERE NOT MINE. And a pair of them belonged to a death knight, Bantarion was not thrilled.

4/20 --

"Today, on this day, Sunday the Eighteenth of April..."

Snow and flurries bedecked the frigid grounds of the Argent Tournament in Icecrown. The sky was black and silver, but its cloudy regalia were not refined like the soft skies of Quel'thalas. Here the very air hung leaden and ashen with the gravity of death; the ground did not feel like soil, but instead like the gritty surface of a crumbled headstone. Jagged like bones on the black horizon, the glacier hills jutted up against the skyline. Everything in Icecrown was a metaphor and distant image of life beyond the grave.

Except here.

I got Sam the Crusader title and honors waaaaaaaay back when the Tournie first came out. Never did I think I'd want -- no, be DRIVEN -- to do it on another character, but here is my SECOND Crusader, and the one who deserves it most IC!

4/17 --

4/16 --

4/1 --

Well it has been a long time since I writte but I guess today is as good a day as any other right Journal??

Dear diary,

Returned to Silvermoon late yesterday afternoon. Wondering if I should have returned as early as I did. Was good to see people again and I know I have stuff I need to do, but I think I probably should've stayed away for another day or two. Or maybe not--just gotta face everything and get stuff ready for next week, yeah?

3/24 --

Journal I have been thinking. And do not make fun of me JOURNAL I can think too. I have a brane!

3/20 --

I       LOVE      PENNELOPE AESRIE

JOURNAL YOU WILL NOT BELEEVE IT BECAUSE I DO NOT BELEVE IT BUT PENNY

PENNY LOVES ME AND PENNY DID SHE GOT BLONDE SHE SO PRETTY BUT IT GET BETTER BECAUSE PENNY IS RICH AND IT IS WHERE SHE HAS BEEN IN NORTH RIND!!!

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITTE IT BUT I AM SO HAPPY