[Open] Gallywix is Dead!

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[Open] Gallywix is Dead!
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((Not a traditional RP thread.. never done one before.  Just something I came up with, felt should be posted in character, and don't know where else to put it.  Feel free to include any in-character responses!  This was also posted in the official WoW forums here: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/3967847811#1 ))

Fliers begin appearing throughout Bilgewater Harbor, Booty Bay, Orgrimmar, and Dalaran esp. around Club Trix.  The fliers read:

It's been over a year and Gallywix has been nowhere to be seen. Even at his own "Pleasure Palace" there is no trace of him save for his massive face carved into the mountain. And I know why!

He died on the trip to Orgrimmar!

See, he made a loooot of enemies, and there are a lot of people who wanted to take his place, all crammed onto one boat. So someone bumped him off and now he's swimming with the fishes. There was a power struggle and coup instigated by Trade Prince Donais, and he seized control of the Bilgewater Cartel.. that's why he's always at "Gally's" Pleasure Palace!

Because the image and reputation of Gallywix strikes fear into Bilgewaterians, and for security from being bumped off himself, Trade Prince Donais perpetuates the image and rule of "Gallywix" as a sort of shadow puppet. This also allows him to keep military contracts with the Horde, since it was Gallywix with whom Thrall made the pact with!

Gallywix is a sham and the establishment wants you to think he's still alive so they can keep you oppressed and working for the benefit of themselves! Wake up sheeplins and put down the kool-aid!

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Babe, I've assumed as much ever since we got here!  *heh*