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The WrAnet Haiku Thread
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5-7-5, bitches. Drop some beats.

IH: A Haiku

Whiskey Dispenser

Old men don sweaters

Llew is the hot sex

 

Spice's office

Alpaca summer

their poop in Spice's office

Wil will clean it up

 

Thoughts of Agnes

Fashionista prime

Lycanthrope ginger malice 

She don't need no man

 

Huvi: Dead Dorf

Dwarven bones don't lie

I heard she banged some Raventusk

Henrik hates her face

 

Kialthos the Warrior

Screaming warrior

His dick is pulled out in vain

Oo oo ee aa aa

 

Lio's Lament

Lio broods in bed

He will leave his visor on

Rosa is not Stehl

 

Pregnant Sailor

Sidoni with child

Loud shouting in the harbor

Run Llew Wheaton, run

 

Alwynn's Problems

Cyclopian witch

Absent old baby daddy

She'll never get laid

 

A Happy Rethen

Aru bends over

Rethen gives it to him hard

A happy high elf

 

Tinydrood

She might be tiny

But Lassair is a badass

She hates the drood bag

 

Rosalinde

Girl with that hammer

We all envy her boobies

Agnes does the most

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Cinnamon Diggory

Nerdy glasses girl --

Hermione, if she ate a

Whole carton of bears. 

"I always cry when The Color Purple comes on."
[ A ] Samanthiel, Marjoram, Windlestone

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Srae Moonshadow

Armored to the teeth,

Blue-haired sentinel Night Elf.

We are gay for Srae.

"I always cry when The Color Purple comes on."
[ A ] Samanthiel, Marjoram, Windlestone

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Étain Flamesong

Now upon her brow,

Took like 40 runs to drop.

Ah, Circle of Flame!

 

 

Kidnapped by Kyras,

She pushes all his buttons.

Slash me again, Boss.

 

[H] Étain, Poercelaine, Strelká, Viridianah
[A] Élan, Gaelwen

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Lancelia Worgbane

A young paladin,

Doesn't know what she's doing.

Guess she'll go hit stuff.

 

Istrien Davenport

She hates her parents,

Resents her brother's success,

Go cry, emo kid.

 

Volkner Davenport

Turned into a wolf,

Killed his wife by accident.

Go pray about it.

[A] Lancelia

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Adelbert Pensworth:

Tick tock goes the clock

Oh how I do love that sound

The sound is soothing

 

Dawsons McCarthy:

I love to be me

Life is unpredictable

Time to stab someone

Every day I'm studyin'. [A] Dawsons [H] Barnabus, Zom'bobwa, Kiz'ami

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Valentines Day Auction

I'll pay two hundred
For that sweatered laddy
I hope yer ready

Alwynn, Ethne, Bryn, Ardreigh

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Ethne

Rod shoved up her butt
Repressed is a fitting term
Oooh Chaplain Locke, ooooh

Alwynn, Ethne, Bryn, Ardreigh

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Lydia

Destined for nerd-dom
Hermione meets Milhouse
First word will be BUG

Alwynn, Ethne, Bryn, Ardreigh

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Alwynn Morrenwell

Frizzy-hair, witchy;

She will bestow upon you

A new uterus. 

"I always cry when The Color Purple comes on."
[ A ] Samanthiel, Marjoram, Windlestone

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Mess with Alwynn? A

Uterus is fortunate

Perma period

Alwynn, Ethne, Bryn, Ardreigh

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           RAGLAN

     Is cooler than a 

Tyrannosaurus, eating

     ALL the PCP

         

          WILHIEM

    The first person to

Try to comb that sexy mane

  Gets their fingers broked

 

BUNNIES ARE A MENTAL ILLNESS

       Hai bunny bunny

 Bunny you bunny bun bun

    Snuggle, cuddle, love

Bunny bunny bunny!

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Malfurion is weird

Oh, Malfurion?

Looks like a wolpertinger.

What a strange outfit.

I Demand A Recount

What about Garrosh?

Demon's tusks upon his frame.

Everyone hates him.

Who?

Lor'themar Theron

What can you say about him?

No, seriously.

[A] - Huvi, Randaxus, Gallowsford, Freij
[H] - Cambric, Vrixx, Scylla, Handbasket

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Twidd Lintpicker, I

I brought you a Tentacle

Staff. Hope you like it.

Nope.avi

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Guess

Silithus Sands are

caked with blood and poison

the Scythe sleeps once more.

 

The blood red eyes are

closed, yet they see the dreams of

Azeroth's deaf ants.

 

When the Scythe is claimed

When the Children cry for blood

The Serpent shall rise.

Apophan: "Om nom nom your soul om nom nom is nummy"

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Twidd Lintpicker, I

I brought you a Tentacle

Staff. Hope you like it.

Mage Tohulia --

Disguised as a mushroom.

She don't give no fucks. 

"I always cry when The Color Purple comes on."
[ A ] Samanthiel, Marjoram, Windlestone

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Agnes Yardley, I

i bestow upon you this

drunk poem. my love

Nope.avi

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Bacon mom and FIYAH mage daughter

Hey Tohu, Lenyah
would find it ironic that
Her kid's a pyro

Alwynn, Ethne, Bryn, Ardreigh

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Cinnamon Diggory

Nerdy glasses girl --

Hermione, if she ate a

Whole carton of bears. 

 

Lurking, I found this,
and smiled. It made me want to
give you a big hug ♥

/e stallion

[A]: Lorchan, Mairèad, Marienne
[Retired]: Senkha, Cinnamon

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Yggdrasila

Yggdrasila is,

One too many syllables

Too hard to haiku

 

Talarae

Stockholme Syndrome is

Not love, but it does make for

good conversation

 

Rhoswenn

Dead babies make you

cry, but eyeballs are yummy

Go destroy the world

(A) Yggdrasila, Talarae, Rhoswynn, Dymphna, Stiine
(H) Shuzu, Noreene, Filorian

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"There is one very vital flaw I have found with those who insist only on exact sciences. They are no fun."

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Indivara

What did that girl say?

Does it matter what girls say?

Ouch! Those are my balls!

[A] - Huvi, Randaxus, Gallowsford, Freij
[H] - Cambric, Vrixx, Scylla, Handbasket

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Starlance

Awkward technomage

with a dress-up obsession

Hey, nice stilettos.

 

Big scary death knight,

I'd really like my ear back -

not as sexy now.

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Like souls, too alike
Driven apart now
She desires; she hates her
A pretty neck snapped.

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Oh, Malfurion?

Looks like a wolpertinger.

What a strange outfit.

 

Reading haiku in

The morning leads to hot tea

Laughed up the nose.

[A] Dr. Ellister Thorley

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Ellister

Who knew he had a

Wild side? This worgen has got

More swagger than I.

[A] Dr. Ellister Thorley

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