5-7-5, bitches. Drop some beats.
IH: A Haiku
Whiskey Dispenser
Old men don sweaters
Llew is the hot sex
Spice's office
Alpaca summer
their poop in Spice's office
Wil will clean it up
Thoughts of Agnes
Fashionista prime
Lycanthrope ginger malice
She don't need no man
Huvi: Dead Dorf
Dwarven bones don't lie
I heard she banged some Raventusk
Henrik hates her face
Kialthos the Warrior
Screaming warrior
His dick is pulled out in vain
Oo oo ee aa aa
Lio's Lament
Lio broods in bed
He will leave his visor on
Rosa is not Stehl
Pregnant Sailor
Sidoni with child
Loud shouting in the harbor
Run Llew Wheaton, run
Alwynn's Problems
Cyclopian witch
Absent old baby daddy
She'll never get laid
A Happy Rethen
Aru bends over
Rethen gives it to him hard
A happy high elf
Tinydrood
She might be tiny
But Lassair is a badass
She hates the drood bag
Rosalinde
Girl with that hammer
We all envy her boobies
Agnes does the most
Cinnamon Diggory
Nerdy glasses girl --
Hermione, if she ate a
Whole carton of bears.
"I always cry when The Color Purple comes on."
[ A ] Samanthiel, Marjoram, Windlestone
Srae Moonshadow
Armored to the teeth,
Blue-haired sentinel Night Elf.
We are gay for Srae.
"I always cry when The Color Purple comes on."
[ A ] Samanthiel, Marjoram, Windlestone
Étain Flamesong
Now upon her brow,
Took like 40 runs to drop.
Ah, Circle of Flame!
Kidnapped by Kyras,
She pushes all his buttons.
Slash me again, Boss.
[H] Étain, Poercelaine, Strelká, Viridianah
[A] Élan, Gaelwen
Pre-Wra.net stuff for Étain: http://hissiren.tumblr.com/
Lancelia Worgbane
A young paladin,
Doesn't know what she's doing.
Guess she'll go hit stuff.
Istrien Davenport
She hates her parents,
Resents her brother's success,
Go cry, emo kid.
Volkner Davenport
Turned into a wolf,
Killed his wife by accident.
Go pray about it.
[A] Lancelia
Adelbert Pensworth:
Tick tock goes the clock
Oh how I do love that sound
The sound is soothing
Dawsons McCarthy:
I love to be me
Life is unpredictable
Time to stab someone
Every day I'm studyin'. [A] Dawsons [H] Barnabus, Zom'bobwa, Kiz'ami
Valentines Day Auction
I'll pay two hundred
For that sweatered laddy
I hope yer ready
Alwynn, Ethne, Bryn, Ardreigh
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Ethne
Rod shoved up her butt
Repressed is a fitting term
Oooh Chaplain Locke, ooooh
Alwynn, Ethne, Bryn, Ardreigh
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Lydia
Destined for nerd-dom
Hermione meets Milhouse
First word will be BUG
Alwynn, Ethne, Bryn, Ardreigh
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Alwynn Morrenwell
Frizzy-hair, witchy;
She will bestow upon you
A new uterus.
"I always cry when The Color Purple comes on."
[ A ] Samanthiel, Marjoram, Windlestone
Mess with Alwynn? A
Uterus is fortunate
Perma period
Alwynn, Ethne, Bryn, Ardreigh
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RAGLAN
Is cooler than a
Tyrannosaurus, eating
ALL the PCP
WILHIEM
The first person to
Try to comb that sexy mane
Gets their fingers broked
BUNNIES ARE A MENTAL ILLNESS
Hai bunny bunny
Bunny you bunny bun bun
Snuggle, cuddle, love
Bunny bunny bunny!
Malfurion is weird
Oh, Malfurion?
Looks like a wolpertinger.
What a strange outfit.
I Demand A Recount
What about Garrosh?
Demon's tusks upon his frame.
Everyone hates him.
Who?
Lor'themar Theron
What can you say about him?
No, seriously.
[A] - Huvi, Randaxus, Gallowsford, Freij
[H] - Cambric, Vrixx, Scylla, Handbasket
Twidd Lintpicker, I
I brought you a Tentacle
Staff. Hope you like it.
Nope.avi
Guess
Silithus Sands are
caked with blood and poison
the Scythe sleeps once more.
The blood red eyes are
closed, yet they see the dreams of
Azeroth's deaf ants.
When the Scythe is claimed
When the Children cry for blood
The Serpent shall rise.
Apophan: "Om nom nom your soul om nom nom is nummy"
Mage Tohulia --
Disguised as a mushroom.
She don't give no fucks.
"I always cry when The Color Purple comes on."
[ A ] Samanthiel, Marjoram, Windlestone
Agnes Yardley, I
i bestow upon you this
drunk poem. my love
Nope.avi
Bacon mom and FIYAH mage daughter
Hey Tohu, Lenyah
would find it ironic that
Her kid's a pyro
Alwynn, Ethne, Bryn, Ardreigh
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Lurking, I found this,
and smiled. It made me want to
give you a big hug ♥
/e stallion
[A]: Lorchan, Mairèad, Marienne
[Retired]: Senkha, Cinnamon
Yggdrasila
Yggdrasila is,
One too many syllables
Too hard to haiku
Talarae
Stockholme Syndrome is
Not love, but it does make for
good conversation
Rhoswenn
Dead babies make you
cry, but eyeballs are yummy
Go destroy the world
(A) Yggdrasila, Talarae, Rhoswynn, Dymphna, Stiine
(H) Shuzu, Noreene, Filorian
(Avatar Portrait by Immunization)
"There is one very vital flaw I have found with those who insist only on exact sciences. They are no fun."
Indivara
What did that girl say?
Does it matter what girls say?
Ouch! Those are my balls!
[A] - Huvi, Randaxus, Gallowsford, Freij
[H] - Cambric, Vrixx, Scylla, Handbasket
Starlance
Awkward technomage
with a dress-up obsession
Hey, nice stilettos.
Big scary death knight,
I'd really like my ear back -
not as sexy now.
Like souls, too alike
Driven apart now
She desires; she hates her
A pretty neck snapped.
Reading haiku in
The morning leads to hot tea
Laughed up the nose.
[A] Dr. Ellister Thorley
Ellister
Who knew he had a
Wild side? This worgen has got
More swagger than I.
[A] Dr. Ellister Thorley
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